I’m so old:… everything I buy has a lifetime guarantee.

 

 

Need any more proof that today’s music industry is messed up than that there is a rapper at the top of the country chart?
https://www.showbiz411.com/2019/04/06/update-rapped-lil-nas-x-gets-his-number-1-on-country-chart-at-last-itunes-better-than-billboard

 

I don’t really mind the tune, though. It’s not really your typical rap song, though..
https://soundcloud.com/secret-service-862007284/old-town-road-remix-feat-billy

 

Well, I guess I’ll give him credit for a plan that pretty much guaranteed he wouldn’t get caught in the act.
https://www.kcra.com/article/rancho-cordova-uber-driver-san-mateo-home-burglary-airport-drop-off/27079706

 

This volcano’s lava glows blue.
http://www.geologyin.com/2014/06/spectacular-neon-blue-lava-pours-from.html

 

Disney has removed all trace of cigarettes from the official photos of its founder in order to present a wholesome image for its guests.
https://www.digitalrev.com/article/all-photos-of-walt-disney-at-disneyland-have-had-the-cigarettes-photoshopped-out

 

Human brain (left). Dolphin brain (right).

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t know who I despise more – the person who designed this travesty, or someone who would actually wear it.

Why do people do this? If you’re trying to not be offensive, there are other words you could use. As if no one can tell that’s a swear word if one letter is missing.

 

 

Not in a million years.

 

 

 

The Rainbow Mountain in Peru.

A crack in the Earth’s magnetic field last weekend (not uncommon around the Equinox) allowed the Solar Wind to pour in over Norway. The result? A fantastic display of the Northern Lights, that looks like it’s almost flowing to the ground!  Auroras fascinate me. I used to look at them a lot when I worked in Northern Alberta, where they were brightly visible much of the time.

 

 

I  don’t know how anyone can still honestly believe the Earth is flat. If you just think about it for a minute, there is no logic in the idea, And a ton of evidence to the contrary.

 

The first ever image of a black hole is a bit underwhelming. But how’s this for a mindblower: because of its great distance from us, this is actually what it looked like 55 million years ago. It took the light that long to travel to us.
https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso1907/?lang
That’s the scientist who’s responsible. She is posing with hard drives which contain the 5,000 trillion bytes of data the telescope array collected over two weeks, which was processed through supercomputers so that the scientists could retrieve the images.

 

Apollo 8 roaring toward space for its famous Christmas-time mission around the Moon and back.

Replica 1929 Chrysler Baron X

 

I love these old Chrysler 300s. I owned a 1963 and a 1964 model. The ’64 was a black 2 door, sharp. They had rectangular steering wheels, instead of round, and push button shifting mechanisms on  the dash. A ’63 is shown here, but they were very similar.

 

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’ The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’ Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question. The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’ Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’ While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, ‘Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’ They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’ He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay…..How old am I?’ He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’ Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’ ‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.

 

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