You Know you’re a redneck when… . You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.



The Titanic was on fire for days before it struck the iceberg.


Who thinks this stuff up? Scientists played music to cheese as it aged to see how it affected flavor.


Well, so much for border security, when the actual barrier is getting stolen by the people you are trying to keep out..


Schools are failing their responsibilities, Badly. And the world – the U.S. , anyway, may be doomed. Perfect examples of why Trump is so popular.


Steven Wright always had a good act.


How many pigeons does it take to use a drinking fountain? In Brisbane, Australia, apparently the answer is three! Earlier this month, a trio of industrious birds Down Under figured out how to operate a water fountain by observing humans and then making their move when the coast was clear. The feathered friends reportedly spent 10 minutes bathing and sipping from the fountain, taking turns pushing the lever for each other until all were quenched. Who are you calling a birdbrain now?


Giant African land snail .



King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra dies of constriction. Python dies from venom.






Would you pay $17,000 for this coffee table? That’s what they are asking.



I probably shouldn’t be a part of making fun of sexual assault, but I WILL state, for the record, that I am against the actual act.




UGH! I can’t imagine these taste appetizing at all.



If I tried this, I’d be due for some major surgical repair.




Last Month, NASA’s Mars InSight lander’s “mole” got stuck after 4 hours of digging. Scientists are scrambling to solve the problem and get it digging again.


How do they measure the temperature of astronomical objects?


Our Moon once had an atmosphere, And volcanos,


This is a remarkable little specimen found near the Pu’u O’o crater on Kilauea’s east rift zone, Hawaii. This is basically a piece of foam from Kilauea that solidified. The rock is incredibly light and easily powdered; it’s almost entirely empty space. The open spaces in the rock were vesicles, held open by gas when the lava strings in-between were molten. It is like pumice, but not quite.


This is my favorite picture of Saturn. It shows the ringed planet in front of the sun, in eclipse, and brought into view two rings which had previously been unknown.










It’s the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” He says. “That’s cool.” Peggy Sue’s father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie. Peggy Sue’s father responds, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.” Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says “Whaaaat?” “Yeah,” says Peggy Sue’s father, “We know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she’d screw all night if we let her!” Bobby’s eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she’s ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, “Have a good evening kids,” with a small wink for Bobby. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: “Dammit, Daddy! The Twist!!! It’s called The Twist!”


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