In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober, too.






King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra dies of constriction. Python dies from venom.








Maybe the reason he has to use his hand is that the rest of his actions are as lame as his tattoo.



“Did you catch that?”

“Fashion” Who else thinks this looks stupid?


She might have been trying to copy this look Jennifer Lopez was flaunting recently. Which I don’t think is a good one either.






I agree with this for the most part, but there are still a few good looking vehicles being built, such as the Dodge Challenger.



A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman . I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.”  “Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.” “Yes, there was one girl .. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl. The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me.” “Well, why didn’t you marry her,” asked the friend. “She was looking for the perfect man,” he said.


A Norwegian court has convicted a woman for raping a man, after the victim said he awoke to find her giving him oral sex. The woman is being sentenced to 9 months in jail, while the man can look forward to being beaten senseless by every other man he meets for the rest of his life. – Jake Novak


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