All about The Far Side’s Gary Larson.
If you find a joke that works, why not use it over and over?
If Hillary knew in advance of the crap Trump was planning, how many other people also knew?
“Party like a rock star” to the extreme.
Dude stole his dates car and used it to take a different girl on a date.
Burger King gave this dog free cheeseburgers for the rest of its unfortunately short life.
I’m always curious about the story behind the random pieces of clothing I see lying on the sidewalk, And I see them a lot.
Jupiter has 12 more moons than previous;y thought. It seems odd that Juno wouldn’t have spotted them.
Solar eclipses leave a wake in Earth’s atmosphere.
….and the person driving sees nothing wrong with this?
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. “Don’t worry about that.” says St. Peter, “It’s only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings.” The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. Oh my God,” says the old lady, “now what is happening? Not to worry,” says St. Peter, “She’s just having her head drilled to fit the halo.” I can’t do this,” says the old lady, “I’m going to hell.” You can’t go there, “says St. Peter. “You’ll be raped and sodomized.” “Maybe so,” says the old lady, “but I’ve already got the holes for that!
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, “Stick it through that curtain.” Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains. “That’s not a foot!” screamed the receptionist. “Holy shit, lady. I never knew you had a minimum!” replied the drunk
Q. What part of Popeye doesn’t rust? A. The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
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