If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.



Adam West and Frank Gorshin were once kicked out of an orgy because they were were determined to stay in-character as Batman and the Riddler.


Taking advantage of people like this, especially old people, is a very low thing to do.


Waiting to hear what the “great negotiator” Trump has to say about this.


Too hot for humans.


Braaaain freeeze!









Well, shit.


Well,shit part 2.



Unique features of Saturn’s moons.


Organic molecules have been detected in liquid erupting from Saturn’s moon Encedalus.


Andromeda’s actual size. This is as it would appear as seen from Earth if it were brighter.



I have nothing against electric cars per se, but not in drag racing please. The engine noise is an important part of the experience.


For example, watch this with the sound turned up, then again with the audio muted. See what I mean?




A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Why? Are my eyes bulging?”


3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!


There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it … for example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.


An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, ‘Look folks I am Neymar, the best football player this side of Aberdeen. Brazil and my millions of fans need me, and I cannot afford to die.’ So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, ‘I am the US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don’t want me to die.’ He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old  schoolboy, ‘My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have many years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.’ The wee boy said, ‘That’s allrite, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America ’s smartest President took my schoolbag…’


A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for. Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said, Yup, he’s burnt real bad; but you’ll have to roll him over if you want me to identify him.” So the mortician rolled the corpse over and Clem looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Clyde.” The mortician thought that was rather strange, but proceeded to bring in Zeke to identify the body. After the sheet was pulled back, Zeke took a look and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad; roll him over.” So, again the mortician rolled the burnt corpse over, and Zeke looked down and said, “Nope, it ain’t Clyde.” Frustrated, the mortician asked, “How can you tell?” Zeke answered, “Well, Clyde had two assholes.””What!?” The disbelieving mortician asked, “He had TWO assholes?” “Yup, that’s right, everybody knew Clyde had two assholes. Ever time we went to town, folks would say… ‘Here comes that thar Clyde with them two assholes!’ 


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