I saw the following quote, the other day,and, as a non smoker, myself, I thought how true the last line was:
“Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window. It’s weird how people who smoke don’t consider cigarette butts to be litter.”
Feel good story of the week.
That does it. These people are insane.
Another of their brilliant ideas.
SHOCKING! Canada might have too much beer. When I was younger, I would have said such a thing was impossible.
I don’t know what I would do if I found out this had happened to me, but I can guarantee it would not be pleasant.
The winning entries from the 2017 Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards.
I think this guy has had just a bit too much Christmas spirit.
Astronomers are going to scan that interstellar asteroid for radio signals.
The scan showed that it was, after all, just a rock.
Well, it’s official. The U.S. is going back to the Moon.
Saturn was more than 3,000 times farther away than the Moon at the time this image was taken. Saturn is HUGE!
Something you’d rather not see on your daily commute. It didn’t say where this was.
This would be nice to own.
Pauly and Maury are having a drink at the local Pub. Pauly: “My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of.” Maury: “Forgets everything, eh?” Pauly: “No, remembers everything.”
One day a completely naked young lady walks into a bar. Of course, the bartender stares at her as she walks up to his bar. “What?” says the young lass. “Haven’t you seen a naked lady before?” The bartender continues to stare at her. “Give me a beer,” she says. “And stop staring like a fool!” The bartender fetches her a brew and then answers her original question — “Of course I have seen naked ladies before! But I was just curious as to where you’ll pull the money from to pay for this beer.”
The old gentlemen was aging more rapidly than he wanted. “Your gout is getting worse,” said the doctor. “I recommend that you give up smoking, drinking and sex for a while.” “WHAT!” said the man, “just so’s I can walk a little better? If it wasn’t for smoking, drinking and sex I wouldn’t get out of my rocker in the first place!”
I still haven’t found out who let the Dogs Out… where’s the beef… how to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails… why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents worth in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”, where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret?
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