Q: Why don’t blind people sky-dive?        A: Because it scares their dogs.

 

Sweden is holding a women only music festival because men won’t behave themselves.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/women-only-music-festival-sweden-statement-rape-sexual-assault-men-behave-themselves-latest-a7985921.html

 

Sorry, kids, Santa is dead.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/santa-clauss-grave-has-been-found-by-archaeologists-st-nicholas-church-turkey-1641747

 

Trump seems determined to reverse every good decision that has ever been made in the U. S. “Make America great again” my ass.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/9/16448304/clean-power-plan-repeal-epa-scott-pruitt-donald-trump-coal-climate-change

 

…and this. It has been calculated that this trip cost U.S. taxpayers $242,500. For a pitiful publicity stunt  that was almost guaranteed, since NFL players had protested at every game, so far, this year.
http://www.cynical-c.com/2017/10/09/have-we-reached-freedom-fries-level-of-stupidity-yet/

 

This man created a sculpture you need a microscope to see.
http://picsinpics.com/tech/this-elephant-sculpture-is-the-smallest-man-made-object-ever-filmed.html

 

More tiny stuff from the Nikon Macro photo competition.
https://www.boredpanda.com/nikon-small-world-photomicrography-competition-2017-winners/

 

These tables create sand art with steel balls.
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/09/new-kinetic-sand-tables-by-bruce-shapiro/

 

PLEASE don’t teach your dog to twerk. I don’t even like it when humans do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m not really a fan of figure skating, but this move impressed me.

 

Come on, people. Are you really going to idolize this girl? Who wants their daughter to grow up like that?

 

 

 

 

UGH! How creepy!

 

 

 

 

 

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk’s shirt was stained, his face was full of  bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, “Father, what causes arthritis?” “Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,” the priest replied. “Imagine that,” the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?” “I don’t have arthritis, Father,” the drunk said, “but I just read in
the paper that the Pope does!”

 

Little Johnny’s dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle John came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew, Little Johnny. When Uncle John came into the bedroom, he saw the Little Johnny kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child’s religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. Little Johnny looked up and said, “Whatcha doin’?” “Why, the same thing you’re doing”, replied Uncle John. “Ma’s gonna be mad”, said Little Johnny. “The pot’s on this side”.

 

“Sir, your daughter says she loves me, and she can’t live without me, and she wants to marry me.”

“And you’re asking my permission to marry her?”

“No, I’m asking you to make her leave me alone!!”

 

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