Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas Edison


If I ever shit my pants, especially in public, I would either wash them or throw them away at the first opportunity. Which might mean losing a lot of money.


I guess this is what is meant by “gut feeling”.


Taking sexism to a new level.


The kind of prostitute you get for two dollars.


This baby elephant having fun sliding down a muddy hill was filmed at a wildlife park in China.









Weighing in at a hefty 11 kilos (57,500 carats), the world’s largest faceted emerald was mined in Brazil.


Most solar farms align their solar arrays in rows and columns to form a grid.
A new solar power plant in Datong, China, however, decided to have a little fun with its design.


Buzz Aldrin did not appear impressed by Trump’s recent speech about space.


Pluto has been found to be emitting X-rays.


The planet Mercury has a tail.





Very lucky


Jokes that only smart people, apparently, will get.


Ethel was a bit of a speed demon in her  wheelchair and loved to charge around the  nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up maximum speed  on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich  short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the  males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one  corridor when a door opened and Goofy Gordon stepped out with his arm  outstretched. “STOP!” he shouted in a firm voice. Have you got  a license for that thing?” Ethel fished around in  her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him.  “OK” he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As  she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Wally popped  out in front of her and shouted “STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?” Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink  coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and  said “Carry on, ma’am.” As Ethel neared the final corridor  before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark  naked, with a very sizable erection. “Oh, Crap” cried  Ethel, “not the Breathalyzer  again”


The doctor was making his rounds and walked into the semi-private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams. After the exam in his best professional voice, he said smoothly, “You are coughing much more easily this morning.” “I should,” snapped the patient. “I’ve been practicing all night.” 


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