I make no secret of my lack of enthusiasm for most Apple products, but, really, what is the point of this ridiculously expensive hourglass?
I have been mostly keeping my opinions about Trump to myself, but this latest incident of his seems to prove just what a huge asshole he is, pushing another NATO representative out of the way, so he could be at the front of the group.
A university in Newfoundland planned a floral display to celebrate Canada’s 150th birthday, this year, but a moose came along and ate it.
This dog got into the studio, and interrupted a Russian news broadcast.
While this guy was giving the car driver grief for how he was driving, he forgot to look where he was going himself.
As with a lot of other things in Florida, this lightning bolt over Tampa did not act normally.
A moderately strong G2-class geomagnetic storm is underway on May 27-28 as Earth moves through the wake of a CME that swept past our planet just hours ago. I was actually able to see the auroras very easily from inside the city on Saturday night.
The weight of a series of volcanos caused Mars to tip over billions of years ago.
The Hubble telescope may have just seen a black hole form.
The Dodge Demon’s drag radials are too wide for the production line.
Terry Cook’s 1939 Lincoln Zephyr custom, Scrape, will be offered at the RM Sotheby’s Santa Monica sale, where it is expected to bring $300,000 to $400,000.
Sean got home in the early hours of the morning after a night at the local pub. He made such a racket hitting into the furniture as he weaved his way through the house, that he woke up the missus. “What on earth are you doing down there?” she yelled down from the bedroom. “Get yourself up here to bed and don’t waken the neighbors.” “I’m trying to get a barrel of Guinness up the stairs,” he shouted. “Leave it ’till the morning,” she shouted down “I can’t,” he said. “I’ve drank it!”
A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story. He went into the mountains to do some research. There, he found an old farmer sitting on his porch, introduced himself, and explained his mission. The young man asked, “Has anything ever happened around here that made you really happy?” After a moment, the farmer said, “Yeah, one time my neighbor’s daughter, a fine looking gal, got lost. We formed a posse and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home.” “I can’t print that!” the young man exclaimed. “Can’t you think of anything else that happened that made you happy?” The farmer thought for a minute and smiled, “Yep! One time a neighbor’s sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home.” Again, the young man said “I can’t print that, either. Let’s try another approach. Has anything ever happened around here that made you really sad?” The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed, and
after a few seconds he looked up timidly at the young man and said, “This one time, I got lost…”
Bloke walks into a bar with an elephant. “This elephant will do anything,” he announces proudly. “All right,” says the barman. “Make it stand on one leg.” So the bloke lifts the elephant’s ear up and whispers something to the elephant. Moments later the great grey beast lifts itself up onto its hind legs then carefully balances itself up on one leg. The crowd in the bar go wild with enthusiastic cheering. “Very clever,” says the barman. “Now lets see it fuck my cat.” And so saying, he plonks the genial bar cat onto the bar. The bloke with the elephant thinks a moment then takes the cat and places it on the floor in front of the elephant (who is still poised Bolshoi like on one leg). He gets up on tip toe and whispers something in the elephant’s ear. As silence descends on the drinkers in the bar, the man steps back and the elephant teeters over and comes crashing down, splattering Tiddles across the floor. “There you go,” says the bloke. “That’s fucked it.”
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