Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.



Welcome, everyone to a new trip around the Sun. Hopefully, there will not be too many disappointments ahead.


This is your new leader, America, President Whiny Crybaby, I hope you like what you created.


So many sites I visit are publishing “Best of 2016” lists. You won’t be seeing one here. It’s not that I don’t think I put together some good posts over the past 12 month, I would just rather look ahead. And I hate it when sites repeat themselves.

And can the start of 2017 please be the end of these stupid “Kermit dark side” memes? Yeah, we get it. People have conflicts.


Boy, I would have expected the spammers to take a break over Christmas and New Year’s. Not a chance. One of my email accounts was relatively untouched, but my Outlook account was deluged with all manner of useless crap. Totally useless, since the “unsubscribe” links did not work. I got a message from a lot of them, saying the unsubscribe function was ineffective, since the program said the sender’s email address was not a valid one.


If people would just stop supporting this kind of idiotic bullshit, maybe it would just go away.


There was once a time when, if you wore a bathrobe outside, other than to check your mailbox, you were homeless, possibly mentally impaired.


You know someone is a sick fuck when the people who cleaned up his crime scene had to seek psychological help afterward. What, he is broke, and can’t pay up? Make the sicko work, and give them his pay. There are lots of unskilled labor jogs out there.


YAY! Chuck Berry announced he is soon releasing an album of new songs.


If you seriously get any satisfaction from kissing a piece of plastic, you have a very good imagination.


You also have a vivid imagination if you swallow the line that a bed is worth $150,000. For that price I would expect it to have a frame of solid gold, and diamond trim. The only positive thing they say in the advertising that I could find was that it contains no vinyl. Big whoop. A pine frame, steel springs, and hand braided flax, cotton, wool, and horsehair, are nothing special enough to be worth as much as a small house.


I don’t know if I would call this genius. Just the fact that she did it while her mother was asleep seems to prove she knew it was wrong.


This man has a very unique way of dealing with racism.


It is so sad that this kind of thing is necessary.


Is this really something to become angry about? Personally, I see nothing wrong with calling a 60 year old a girl, so long as it is not used in a derogatory way.


Kim Jong Un tried to be nice for a change, but gave a large part of his army the scoots.


All those people who swear by their daily protein shake are probably wasting their time and money. Most people, nowadays, consume more protein than they require.


This Paris gym uses human power to propel it down the Seine river.


Do not touch this tree, eat its fruit, or even stand near it.


I’m glad I don’t know anyone this shallow,


A flight attendant who survived a 33,000 foot fall, when the plane she was in exploded, just passed away from natural causes. Apparently, she went back to work, after the accident, although the article doesn’t say if it was as a stewardess.


“What the hell is this?” “Damned if I know” Puppies are baffled by their first snow.


And you think you have problems with stray cats and dogs in your yard? See ya later…








Better stop giving coffee to that cat. It seems a bit high strung.






“You’re getting fat. I better finish that.”




Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.



A lot of people who have never been high before often have extreme reactions to anesthesia. This girl is convinced the fish in her dentist’s office are drowning.


For those of you who like this sort of crap, these guys have created an entire YouTube channel dedicated to destroying iPhones. Here, they throw one into molten aluminum. The result is pretty much how anything would look if thrown into molten aluminum.


How would you like to hold your own heart? This transplant recipient did.










When I stayed in camp, at work, there were a few people who could have used one of these. some mornings, I would hear alarms being muted, more than once, in other rooms. Even then, some workers shuffled into the office just  slightly before or after the start of the working day, and still were unable to fully function until after their first cup of coffee.tumblr_oi58jheslm1s1bdg8o1_500


At least they didn’t have to worry about working themselves to death. There is such a thing as being too dedicated to one’s job.






Maybe you should be working on your relationships, instead of preparing for their failure.eb5


So young, and already got an attitude.


The actual cost of McDonald’s food. A “waste” sheet from end of shift.


…when you feel you have to specify that your employees bathe, you have already lost.


so close…


Sort of my own opinion.


This one, too. The “all great and powerful Beyonce”. Who didn’t care who she had to use to get to the top.


The famous canals in Venice being drained and cleaned, 1956.














What the???
I’ll bet she saw this afterward.




Exactly how would this work?




I shared a story, a while back, about glaciers collapsing due to climate change. Here is a video of it happening.


Residents of Sweden have heard auroras there making sounds.


Some super high resolution images of our Moon. Right click and open in a new tab for the big version.


November 20, 1969 – The Apollo 12 lunar module ascends from the surface of the Moon to rendezvous with the command/service module.


I don’t think 11 grand is a bad price for a one of one 1969 factory Cadillac station wagon.


Today I learned that there is a living Studebaker sign near South Bend, Indiana.


Good grief! How is this still circulating? How can anyone actually believe it is possible to completely pave over a vehicle? Even if it were possible, it would likely be illegal. Some people must lead extremely sheltered lives.


Just as a lot of automobile drivers don’t realize just how drunk they are, this airline pilot seems oblivious to the fact that he should obviously be nowhere close to the controls of a plane, 


And, surprisingly, it’s not even that rare of a thing.


Yeah, use that to park near my car, and something else will be squawking.


I am no fan of speed, having grown out of that years ago, but neither do I condone excessive pokiness. It can be just as dangerous as driving too fast. This week’s Friday Firesmith is about just that.














I’m amazed he didn’t at least go and yell at the driver of the car.


Some people seem to go out of their way to be assholes. How did this person even get out of the car?


What horrible mental trauma must the owner of this Camaro have gone through to cause him to do this to his car?




As in many homes on New Year’s Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football games on television or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family and even lingered for some pleasant after dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game. Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even bought a cold drink for me. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing. “See”? she said, continuing to smile. “You didn’t miss a thing!”


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