What happens if you get scared half to death twice?



An explanation of atheism.


Rape is bad enough, but child rape? Come on! How screwed up is that?


Once again, when it comes to women, and what they wear, or don’t: If it makes you “uncomfortable”, JUST DON’T LOOK.


By the same token, women, don’t wear extremely revealing clothing, and expect men not to look at what it is revealing. My opinion.




A lot of people say that comedians should be free to make jokes about anything. Although I wouldn’t necessarily agree that this case deserves tens of thousands of dollars of fines, I consider making fun of disabled people in extremely poor taste, and should not be tolerated. There are some things that are just not funny, and those who call people, like me, who feel that way, “weenies”, overly sensitive, or overly politically correct, are not people I respect. A few years ago, comedian Daniel Tosh told a rape joke on stage, and, when a former rape victim in the audience called him out for it, he asked the crowd “Wouldn’t it be funny if she was raped right now?” To me, that completely crossed the line of good taste, and I quit watching his TV show after that. There are some people who can be made fun of, but I feel that disabled people, and those who have suffered traumatic attacks are not among them. While I have included jokes, on this page, which allude to murder, suicide, and coerced sex, I still think they are both funny and tasteful. And, if I have ever included a joke that has offended anyone, I truly apologize.


Proof that people should not just be allowed to do what they want, even if it is not hurting any one, but is still disgusting,


More bad news related to global warming.


Speaking of releasing gas, what is the one joke about himself that Donald Trump cannot stand?


The man just keeps saying unsettling things. Does he really believe that refugees are responsible for terror attacks? I also read that he is bragging about his wife’s plagiarized speech getting the most press of any potential First Lady’s speech in the history of politics. Yeah, and the Titanic is the world’s most famous ship.


Even more unsettling is the fact that he is being sued for child rape. Can a sitting President be sued for rape? I think this should go to trial before the election.


The explanation police gave for this most recent shooting of an innocent man seems extremely lame. They say he was shot by accident, they were aiming at the other man. Are police really such poor shots? The two men were feet away from each other at the time.


“That’s not the way we do it”. Well, maybe it should be.


Not sure what to call this style. Classical? I find covers of rock and roll songs performed in different genres very interesting, though.


How to reseal a bag of chips without a clip.


Care for some cockroach milk on your cereal?


McDonald’s New Zealand let customers create their own burgers online, and, as with pretty much everything, the Internet got together to make a farce of the promotion.


Tired of walking? Rocket Skates could be the answer.


More potential danger for iPhone users. If you are one, you should update your software ASAP.


An iPhone case that helps you aim in Pokémon Go. I don’t know. If someone wants to pass the time by playing, I see nothing wrong with that, but it seems to be becoming an obsession with a lot of people.


I suppose this is as good a way as any to find someone with similar interests.


If you still have VHS tapes with content you value, it is time to convert that content to digital media.


In most cases, getting fired on your first day of work is not a good thing.


I don’t like tattoos, especially on women. I just think most of them look ugly. This woman will likely never get another one.


Do you consider yourself (or someone else) highly intelligent? Here are 8 traits to look for, to help identify them.


Lots of Good Stuff in this week’s issue.


Humans getting addicted to drugs is a sad thing, but everyone is responsible for their own life. When you are so careless with those drugs that an animal gets into them, that is another thing, entirely. The story didn’t say how the dog got addicted, so I am just going to assume it ate the drugs on its own.


Scientists are trying to learn why humpback whales are saving seals from killer whale attacks.


The sound of those little feet on the rug.


Pup loves the water hose.




Pervert reincarnated as a dolphin?




Dude goes all out on waterslide.


Why women usually live longer than guys.


Buster Keaton 






I was very pleased to see no Disney characters were included here. I just don’t care for Disney cartoons.

























LA-based street artist Plastic Jesus built a wall around Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. How did Donald rate a star, anyway? It was in recognition of his role as the producer of NBC’s The Apprentice. Which, to me, means that being awarded one of these stars means absolutely nothing, these days. One used to have to be a big name in film to receive one, not merely be connected to the sham (shame?) which is reality TV.








Air Florida Flight 90 crashes into 14th Street bridge over Potomac River on January 13, 1982






Just FYI, everyone, that, if you see this, or something similar, it is NOT true. The site I saw it posted on had several worried comments.
The proof: http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp




If I went through all the effort, not to mention risking my life, to travel to, and explore the Moon, I wouldn’t take kindly to some thick headed jerk calling me a phony, either.


As Rosetta nears the end of its useful life, its final resting place on Comet 67p has been chosen.


Venus is affecting the orbit of Halley’s Comet.


Clouds casting long shadows, as viewed from the ISS.


Earth seen from the Moon over the Apollo 17 lunar rover’s communication antenna.Apollo 17



This is the The Holsinger Meteorite. It is the largest piece found of the Canyon Diablo meteorite, which was originally a chunk of iron about 25 meters across. It fell to Earth in Arizona about 50,000 years ago.


Gorgeous shot, from below, of Saturn and its A, B, and C rings.


Someone badly needs a new car.


Actor/comedian Robin Williams would have turned 65 on July 21st. He brought joy to so many peoples’ lives, but, unfortunately, could not manage the same for his own.


Man: I’m writing my will. Is there anything you want to have when I die?

Wife: Yes…an airtight alibi. 


Two church members were going door to door. They knocked on the door of a woman who clearly was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their message and then slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into the job, and slammed the door again. Same results. The door bounced back like it was made of Silly Putty. Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would teach them a lesson. Just then, one of the church members said, “Ma’am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat.”


A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot two things – Condoms and Dramamine – for the man had the terrible misfortune of getting motion sickness on ships. So the man and his wife stop at the store on the way to the cruise, and the man went in to get the necessary supplies. He walked up to the counter with a plenty-pack of condoms and asked for the largest bottle of Dramamine available. The pharmacist looked at him for a second and then asked him, “If it makes you so sick, why do you do it?”


The Smiths had no children, since Mr. Smith Couldn’t get it up, so they decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon. Good luck!” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning madam. You don’t know me, but I’ve come to….” “Oh, no need to explain. I’ve been expecting you,” Mrs. Smith cut in. “Really?” the photographer asked. “Well, good! I’ve made a specialty of babies.” “That’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in And have a seat. Just where do we start?” Asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. “Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; You can really spread out.” “Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work for Harry and me.” “Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.” “I hope we can get this over with quickly,” gasped Mrs. Smith. “Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but you’d be disappointed with that, I’m sure.” “Don’t I know!!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.” “Oh my God!!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. “And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.” The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. “She was difficult?” asked Mrs. Smith. “Yes, I’m afraid so I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.” “Four and five deep?” asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. “Yes,” the photographer said. “And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment I just packed it all in.” Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “You mean they actually chewed on your, ER…um… ah…. equipment?” “That’s right. Well madam, if you’re ready, I’ll set up my tripod So that we can get to work.” “Tripod??” Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now. “Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s too big and heavy for me to hold while I’m getting ready for action. Madam? Madam? Good Lord, she’s fainted!!”


I sat with my infant son in front of the TV, hostage to my husband’s channel surfing. He eventually settled on an R-rated movie in which the actress was soon topless. “Honey, change the channel,” I said, shielding my son’s eyes. “He shouldn’t see this.” “It’s okay.” my husband replied. “He probably thinks it’s the Food Network.”


“In Texas, for the second time in a month, a man was arrested for publicly masturbating. Not surprisingly, the man doesn’t want a lawyer because he claims he can get himself off.” –Conan O’Brien


A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could leap from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. “You have so much to live for,” said the sailor. “Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.” With nothing to lose, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. “What are you doing here?” Asked the captain. “I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she Replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe . Plus he’s screwing me.” “He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”


Mary had a little skirt,
Split right up the sides.
And every time she wore that skirt,
The boys could see her thighs.

She also had another skirt,
Split right up the front.
But she never wore that one.


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